I like big butts and I cannot lie. My other brothers cant deny. Sir MixaLot 1992 SJWs beware The booty has called Alright men and ladies if youre into that sort of thing lets jump into this pool of assridden glory ...I need a thesaurus 2016 was a crazy ass year. We had our first orange president the internet collectively got more PC than ever before and best of all we got Rogue One the best movie of the year. So what better way to end it than with the Jojos Bizzzare Adventure of sports anime...but with loads of crazyass fan service. I may have a little bit of bias towards this show. I am just a filthy male So did this bootylicious romp pay off? Well lets find out shall we? Basically this is an underdog sports story about 4 girls training to be accepted as elites and eventually being true pride to their school: a school that teaches KEIJO You need a lot to truly make this kind of story stand out and unfortunately this is Keijos not very fatal flaw. Despite all of the amounts of tits and ass in full glorious display here the story beats present dont necessarily come off as new and since some things like asspull powerups how after almost a year in which part of the training regimen is situps very few of them have ass the way our final opponent changes hair due to personality change despite the fact that thats now how that works how in the finale Nozomi spams a dangerous attack multiple times but feels no pain how they often forget that they can use their boobs to attack since the only two things youre allowed to use are the tits and dah bootay etc make no sense even for the shows logic I gotta put aside my manly urges and knock this story down a peg. That being said some of the things that happen here are...unique. Not only does this show has some puny ass arcs but the powers can definitely be creative. I mean Gate of Bootylan? Butttack on Titan? This show makes more bouts of bad puns than Yang from RWBY and that is saying a lot. Also sometimes just to mix things up they make one of our protagonists lose in a way that feels downright unfair Aoba in episode 10. Plus the major toneshift in the first half of episode 12 can give such a whiplash that if it was directed at my ass that booty would be red as hell. I also wish that there wouldve been some buildup to the Ease and West War tournament that takes up the last 1/3 of the series. However let it not be said that I like the sheer escalation of events. With each arc the protagonists make it by the skin of their teeth but each arcs obstacles are much more kickass and brutal than that of the previous one. Plus as the series goes on the absurdity of these crazy ass moves increases exponentially and to glorious results in each of the battles in the last 4 episodes. Its ridiculous. Its absurd. Its...not enough to save the story all things considered despite how tragic some of the characters pasts like Maya can be and how nice the ending is. Now off with that boring ass thing we call: reasonable criticism. This is KEIJO Nozomi is a hotblooded protagonist that ends up having to work her butt off just to keep up with each new groundbreaking opponent ad she is a total romp I especially love the fact that instead of the classic protagonist motivations I wanna be stronger I wanna be the best she just wants to be rich. Sayaka is a rival of hers who wants approval of her father while keeping up with her peers no matter how much stress and offense she takes in the process. Aoba starts off really shy but through her fucked up powers and acceptance by her peers she becomes much more confident. Plus the lucky sod gets all the ass Non is your cutely and clumsy big tittied gal but instead of just hurting herself with her clumsiness she puts everyone through hell both through neardeath accidents or knocking coffee on a white bed. Then she has the nerve to make all sorts of excuses justifications in an attempt at bravado. My favorite thing about these girls is the fact that they actually have dialects How many times have you seen an anime that does that with its MCs. It does this with Maya as well but well get to that lovely lady in a bit. Mio is probably my favorite character. She is a total lech have you seen how she gets around cute girls? more so than most men of this archetype but she is also one of the ultimate badasses in this show. She is the crux of some of the funniest moments of the show like her few second of punishment in episode 5. Not to mention that she is the most beautiful and fight me IRL if you disagree I would definitely want a piece of her ass in bed Well not really but she is my favorite here. Then we have a few quirky characters like Kawai sinister in battle but a total romantic dork Kotone lover of gay hentai Saya swordsmanlike beauty who shows up in episode 11 for a badass moment of awesome Usagi fangirl of Mio and possibly lesbo for her Yuko who along with Aoba has the curse of just never being able to win Nagisa our coach who was once a pro at this sport as well as Nozomis predator of the Butt Vacuum Wave technique Kyoko badass teacher and Kyotos butt missile lady and Rin overconfident but umm she doesnt have any real quirks. Some are more interesting than others but and they all have big butts they are generally a very endearing cast with plenty of life in them. Maya is an interesting one. Undoubtedly the second most beautiful mistress here she is originally mysterious not without accidentally revealing her crazy dialect that pops up on occasion and with a rushed yet harsh past. She fights for her mama who coaches a rival school due to said mama being the first to accept her and she even has a harsher alternate personality hellbent on protecting her and her ass while being a bit more violent shall we say. Unfortunately none of her peers are nearly as interesting aside from their powers. Well let it not be said that they made for some epic fights. Xebec is famous for their work on the tit and ass filled romp known as To LoveRU. Well they definitely brought their expertise to this show. It is loaded with that stuff Plus the action is pretty cool to look at and the rough outlines make this shows look stick out like a competitors ass while wearing one of these swimsuits. It makes sure that the hits that connect are all hardhitting and full of impact. Unfortunately the CGI in some moments like the KEIJO lands in the first few episodes is utter ass. That being said this show truly embraces its insanity with the art being no exception. The OP DREAM x SCRAMBLE by AIRI is energetic as hell and with the proper amount of TA to really set the tone for this series. We cant forget the song that takes up the rump of each episode the ED. Today we have Fantas/HIP Girlfriends by the VAs of our main 4 ladies and it is a delightfully cheery song to cool us off after the assinine experience we just went through. Too bad literally none of the background OST was remotely memorable Such a shame too. The dub is pretty good here. The kept the dialect of these kooky characters and with some mostly wellcasted fresh new talent to take up the mains while standout veterans like Monica Rial who plays Hitomi pepper some of the supporting roles to help out with the quality just in case. Its a pretty solid dub which is an absolute necessity for us foreigners who wanna hear our lovely ladies in a less foreign language. Some of the jokes got a bit old and I did have a few big questions but as I said this show busted its rump to bring us a fun ol time here. It was a blast to see just how crazy each new event would get reminding me of my time with Gurren Lagann which is a good thing to be reminded of. The fights could get really freakin fun and I found myself laughing my ass off at some of the jokes and weird sht that went on here not always for the right reasons but hey it worked. Sure it wasnt truly epic for me and I couldve covered its ground a bit better so assholes like me would stop asking questions but it was still a good time. Plus the second half of the ending really put an endeared smile on my face. Then again I am just a filthy male and this anime is the pinnacle of class. This anime is truly a romp of 2016 that will be remembered for a long time. With its crazy moves its absurd fanservice and its sheer tenASSity all our gripes with the Fall 2016 season have been rendered superfluous. Besides as Suave from AnimeAbandon puts it: The 13yearold in me thinks this is hilarious and dumb and at the end of the day thats all we really asked for. Well with all that said with this final word count I bid you adieu. Booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere body booty Barney Stinsons booty call phone 2012.