And you may ask yourself Well how did I get here? Letting the days go in the pursuit of genuine slop came a little series of TV shorts called Mouse. Yes what are the dredges of a medium without its extreme sexual qualities dripping with derivativeness from every gaping orifice? Quite a lot of things most likely but dont think about that. So what is Mouse anyways? Well simply put its a parody of Lupin III that dials up the lechery to eleven in what can only be surmised as what normal human people would think most anime was back before you could see advertisements for My Hero Academia in Times Square. That is to say: boobs and butts and ninjas oh my. In a bout as another gentleman thief Mouse is a man that can steal anything. Hell steal an entire building for a single referential artifact and give the meuble back the next day without ever getting caught. With him are his three servant bimbos but not really here to case the joints before smoking them with him in the next big heist. Hounded by some persistent police Mouse lives his daily life as Sorata Muon. A timid high school art teacher he must pretend that the three other teachers always making a show of their anger towards him are just bullshitting and really want to leg lock him so hard they snap his spine. In short its a standard sort of harem ecchi affair. Starting off with the story: thats it. It really doesnt matter and both of us know it. Cmon theyre TV shorts focused more on knocking around these womens wobblers more than anything else. In fact the gelatinous unnaturals of these titular freaks bounce and wiggle around so much in such a way that it reaches an event horizon of hypersexuality that reverts it back to just not even really that hot. Its not even a thing with the titty duo and their posteriorly inclined greenoid an ass focus frankly being welcome in this mammary monopoly. Therell often be low angle shots of random women to show off their panties from the front AND behind that just adds to the stack overflow of flesh. Of course this isnt to say the art is completely unappealing. Beyond all that I know I said it didnt matter but it really is just a weird slur of Lupin III. Going through the motions it has the preemptive declarations to a faulty yet determined authority set to a theme of women calling his name. Mouse Chu Mouse Hell it even has the running shot from Lupins openinghttps://media1.tenor.com/m/tuVP6nNraJMAAAAC/lupinthethirdrunning.gif. Besides this are a collection of pretty selfcontained romps through various not too interesting heists with the occasional foray into more creative scenarios such as a descent into the digital as ghosts in the machine a la ScoobyDoo and the Cyber Chase and other such twists on the usual formula. Even so its overall noncommitment to its own sequences beyond an adherence to Girls Girls Girlshttps://youtu.be/bFDoDsKg?si=yNjR8dPuXR7cD4tX makes for an obviously shallow series of events that fail to make an impression at the end of the day. Now Im a boiling redblooded freak and understand that the hangers of a beautiful woman are in fact quite nice Unfortunately Im also a greenblooded freak that enjoys the look of any animation despite its faults. Despite my persistence in saying that Gundam Seed looks like shit every time I mention it I love the way digipaint in all regards. The painted backgrounds contrasting the horribly bright colors of the cells color outlines the opposite of neon nightmares in the form of the seventh generation shit filter paint making people into gross looking blobs I love it. Thats why I cannot attest to the quality or lack thereof in this department. Its below average its kinda bad for the time and Gundam Seed looks like shit. Oh but what is art without the subject? Mouses characters as youve probably guessed are nothing special. Sorata Muon is just a standard harem protagonist in his timidness despite his constant exposure to the bodies of his female servants. Just the same these entities whose only purpose is to carry out his plans while everlong trying to become his beautiful human submarines are harem heroines. They want him so bad and he wants none of that what an incredible mixup. Oh my god theres a high school student of his that really wants him too for some Real Pulitzer shit. When the writer of this dies therell be someone there to leave flowers on his grave every year like Edgar Allen Poe. You get the picture its sludge. Besides all that theres music which is fine along with similarly fine performances. Nothing stands out too much in its production in any extreme really so its to be expected. After all these are TV shorts. Really what point is there in looking at something like this to such a degree? Genuinely there is absolutely no worth in taking in any of this beyond ostensibly jacking off your mind. Its quality its portrayal of the fairer sex everything else that somehow isnt related to those two things it is what it is. You know it I know it the people who made the thing knew it. So into the blue again into the silent void under the rocks and stones there are breasts underground.