this is absolutely not a review nor is it an analysis.. just my thoughts as i watched the movie also.. spoilers 220https://i.ibb.co/mt3WHhw/Pastedimage20220428112301.png theres just something off about writing stories that continue to put people foreign to africa in africa in order to find something left unexplored. like.. there doesnt seem to be very good nonwild representations of Africa. its always how savage and uncivilized the area is. also.. africa land?? wtf is that supposed to be lmao. 220https://i.ibb.co/PwYCW0G/Pastedimage20220428112720.png oh its a dream lmao 220https://i.ibb.co/8MFCdd7/Pastedimage20220428112843.png why learn good manners from your parents when you can learn from your dog. even a dog can be good mannered hahaha. 220https://i.ibb.co/LN10m5d/Pastedimage20220428113357.png 220https://i.ibb.co/Kj9ZbLC/Pastedimage20220428113411.png okay 220https://i.ibb.co/Jkq62CX/Pastedimage20220428114345.png lol you get anything you want when you threaten violence 220https://i.ibb.co/y8f69Qj/Pastedimage20220428114411.png but i always listen to mommy dont want to give the kids watching this any ideas. 220https://i.ibb.co/31269dj/Pastedimage20220428114453.png wow yikes.. i guess his mom is where he gets that from https://youtu.be/W7EYTU5ZWg what the fuck is this?? why not show how to survive in the jungle?? lmao im such an old man i guess. itd be cool to show off what youd need to do in these situations but i guess the whole point of doraemon is the cool gadgets... oh well. 220https://i.ibb.co/gFcwzy9/Pastedimage20220428115550.png throws away all the gadgets so he can be a real man wtf is that this kid sucks 220https://i.ibb.co/YDZDJwF/Pastedimage20220428115923.png MAYBE BECAUSE YOU LEFT THE TOOLS YOU NEEDED TO SURVIVE??? 220https://i.ibb.co/v19yQgX/Pastedimage20220428120007.png I KNEW this was coming.. jesus fucking christ 220https://i.ibb.co/16wMFf5/Pastedimage20220428120335.png this is them attacking the kids. ok. 220https://i.ibb.co/v3Zz9Gj/Pastedimage20220428120916.png holy shit little dog zaps the fuck out of these lions damn. was that really necessary lmao 220https://i.ibb.co/84QvGSx/Pastedimage20220428134125.png ok so dogs and apes were separated by an earthquake millions of years ago so that means dogs evolved similarly to humans which means the dog can speak and hes also the prince of the dog kingdom 220https://i.ibb.co/XXZgz1c/Pastedimage20220428134308.png holy shit yeah they make this dogs kingdom more respectable than the actual real people who live in africa. OK. great comparison. 220https://i.ibb.co/6skT1ZM/Pastedimage20220428134920.png damn a jojos reference???? 220https://i.ibb.co/DrLpCbt/Pastedimage20220428135518.png 220https://i.ibb.co/Lp0XtP5/Pastedimage20220428135530.png lmao this is so ominous 220https://i.ibb.co/BfNg7GQ/Pastedimage20220428140751.png even in doraemon we have to see girls underwear lol 220https://i.ibb.co/F4BxwW3/Pastedimage20220428141640.png so they need 10 people to save the kingdom so she uses this promise box which gives you what you promise to do later but now. so she promises that in the future they will go back in time to help them. lmao oh yeah and theres a dog princess. who is just there to be fought over as usual. meh.. the movie is pretty bad. very cliche and boring has very negative racial and gender stereotypes. like.. the dogpeople who evolved entirely separately from humans can speak japanese but the actual humans living in Africa people who actually exist in the real world that this is supposed to be a representation of.. cant? like damn.. the comparison is just awful. its obvious the girl of the group is only written to appeal to more people rather than actually written for anything meaningful. its just more stereotypes. she has to go to the bathroom on their journey and annoys everyone she thinks fighting is better left to the boys until they basically say cmon these gadgets are so easy even a girl can use them aaaand we get the upskirt of the 12 or whatever year old kid which is just the icing on the boring cliche cake this movie is. Plus theres randomly a princess for the dog prince?? at first i thought she was a sister but no? just a girl who has never seen the prince before and cannot wait to see him?? then they finally meet after killing the bad guy and hug and presumably get married. like?????? fantasizing about ppl you dont know is... no and just going along with it because.. status?? also no. also giant or whatever his name is. kid you dont have to threaten violence all the time and storm off when youre upset. there was resolution to this behavior. just im mad so i yell and scream my mom beats me when she finds out im misbehaving but none of his friends are concerned? no one tries talking to him? at one point he realizes no one wants him there and everyone lies to him saying its fine. i feel bad for this kid honestly. anyway.. not the worst thing ive seen but definitely has its issues.
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