I dont really know why the order in the description is that way but the prior reading order for the only 4 short stories in Monogatari that should be read in succession is this:
1. Tsukihi Eternal younger sister gets upset that Araragi has a girlfriend
2. Karen Armleg older sister gets upset that Araragi has a girlfriend
3. Hitagi Neck girlfriend is happy to meet Araragis family
4. Shinobu House tsundere is unhappy for not getting any attention
I will preface by saying that I did not enjoy Nisemonogatari and do not like Tsukihi or Karen much even after finishing the entirety of the Monogatari anime. I have read at least the Nise LNs and honestly made me dislike them more. Why am I writing this review then? Just a writing exercise as if you have seen my other reviews on this platform is just to get my brain working and expanding so dont expect anything with this one. We are just getting started.
Both of the first two stories fit well with the characters as they are two different ways of Araragis sisters coping with the fact that their brother who did some unthinkable things in Nisemonogatari was actually in a relationship with another woman. It really doesnt make any sense so their outbursts are very valid. Tsukihi losing her first kiss even though she has a boyfriend. Karen getting brushed...yeah. I do like how in Tsukihis story she keeps asking How Long? Which ties well with the title of the story as well as the fact that the phoenix is immortal. The how long phrase is used as a hook to point out how elongated and roundabout Araragi has been with his personal life and although he doesnt have to share everything with them at his age their reaction to this fact makes it obvious that he should keep the other big thing that he is hiding from them a secret as well. Karens tantrums was very obvious and expected honestly it was funny to read. I do hope that we never get another brushing scene but with Karen and Hitagi.
Hitagis short stories are always wholesome and this one is no different. Having her use a nickname like Koyokoyo which is both slightly demeaning but mostly cute is adorable and although first debuts in the anime in Tsukimonogatari the nickname originates here. Also there are other nicknames from the Hyaukomonogatari as well as the audio commentaries which is actually have this entire situation of this Short Story bundle bagan with the Nise CDs so I will need to watch those eventually to provide a little more context here. One Day. Its really meta to have all these supplementary pieces tie in tightly. But anyways Hitagi doing normal things makes me happy and I hope that will continue.
I dont really have anything left to talk about Shinobu other than she was jealous and it was cute to read. It is a shame we didnt actually read the interactions between the sisters and Hitagi which sucks because the whole build up is about the Gahara Summit which we dont actually see take place. Instead I shall focus on this epilogue on why the order that I have it listed is the correct one but whatever arbitrary order the description gives.
I turned to Karen and like I told Tsukihi told her
This quote comes in Karen ArmLeg which obviously refers to Tsukihis moment happening beforehand. Araragi warns Hitagi to arm herself so that is after both sisters tantrums. And then Shinobus story comes after the Summit is over.
60
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